Should you desire a dog to pet, pamper, fuss and cosset, then it's best if you avoid an Aquarian mutt like the plague. That's not to say that these social canines are unfriendly; frankly they're quite the reverse. You see, the individualistic Aquarian needs so many friends that it's impossible for him just to be loyal to you, his owner. Lacking in prejudice (some would say discrimination) the Aquarian will comfortably mix with the snootiest pedigree in the land or the scruffiest pavement special.
It is surmised that due to some peculiar genetic confusion, all Aquarian pooches have a feline strain in them. Like independent cats they frequently disappear for days and days on end. For a new owner, the first time the dog vanishes can be quite disturbing, but don't worry, you'll soon get used to it. And when the Aquarian eventually trots back through your gate, you'll be able to count all the precious cents you've saved on dog food. Regrettably, it's about the only advantage to owning an Aquarian.
The Aquarian dog is an absolute delight to the poodle parlour owner. Notoriously peculiar and erratic for looking like a dog's dinner, being an Aquarian means having his coat cut and styled in to the very latest outlandish asymmetric look. They still mourn the passing of the punk era...then they really would look silly. Nowadays they have to be content with a brush cut. One thing is certain, if you put a passe blue ribbon in the Aquarian dog's hair, he'll disappear for good.
