If you want to see the world or even just have a heck of a time in the comfort of your own living room, then get yourself a Sagittarian. A God-send to the animal travel agencies, the Sagittarian dog was whelped to travel and have fun. Should you, as the owner, fail to arrange trips and outings then, no problem, he'll just trek off on his own to explore planet earth. Sagittarians take disgusting risks, crossing busy freeways, trespassing on army property and picking fights with Pit Bull Terriers. And heaven help us, the Sagittarian gets away with his dare-devil jaunts simply because he believes that he has a guardian doggy angel on his shoulder.
The only way to keep the Sagittarian home is to provide entertainment, although having him indoors is a mixed blessing. There may be a certain endearing clumsiness when he tramples your toes and knocks over the teacups but how are you going to feel when his tail dusts your Ming vase to the floor?
However, as the Sagittarian gets older his journeys become shorter in length and frequency and he appears to be more careful around the house. In reality he still yearns for more active adventurous days but his excessive indulgence with food has expanded his girth so that regular movements become just too much effort. But to his dying day the motto of the Sagittarian mutt is encapsulated in the most popular Accapella song "Don't worry, be happy".
