Scorpios come with the formidable reputation of being sex maniacs - but it's a reputation that is so easy for them to live up to. Take a long hard look at your apparently innocent Pom bitch. I know it's hard to visualise but I can assure you she is actually a complete nymphomaniac. Her only saving grace is that she is paranoically secretive about everything, including her conquests, otherwise when she's in season you would spend all of your time throwing buckets of water over her in an effect to stop her incessant romancing. Totally indiscriminate, the male of the species will mercilessly forge ahead in his quest to satisfy insatiable sexual desires. With such a high sex drive, Scorpios should be a breeder's delight but regrettably they are not the most beautiful of signs and are frequently oddly proportioned.
No one is so loyal a friend, so dangerous an enemy, as the Scorpio dog. Inconsiderate owners sometimes die before their Scorpio mutt. Five years later the Scorpio is featured on the front page of the Sunday Times - he's still loyally & mournfully guarding his former owner's grave, until he too is called by Peter to the Pearly Gates. Well, that's the theory - personally I'm convinced that all Scorpio dogs go to hell! But then perhaps I'm being harsh because should an adversary ever cross your path, your Scorpio will die for you...yes, literally die for you.
